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Drinks karo to ankhen lal. mehndi lagao to hath lal. kiss to to lips lal. chut chodo to lund lal. pakade gaye to gand lal bach gaye to julelal

Dress code for a party-- black ties only. banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing suits also!

Father: My 5 yrs. Old son is very naughty. He made all our female servants pregnant. Dr: how? Fhather: He took a pin & punched holes on all my CONDOMS

Man pays Rs.1000 to a prostitute, but she runs away. he puts ad. in paper:"if anyone finds sexy girl, 5'3", in white top & red skirt, fuck her. its PRE-PAID".

Hone wale sasur ne apni hone wali bahu se pucha tumhe chay aati hai ? bahu boli mujhe abhi tak doodh nahi aata chay kahan se aayegi !!!

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead

Love is a sensation date is caused by temptation. a boy puts his location in a girls destination. do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?

I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!

Do you like maths? if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!

I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!

Of all the babes ur my selection. please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur
Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.

bra me tumhare apni kami chhod jayenge, panty me pyaari nami chhod jayenge, yaad rakhana muje dhundte firoge ekdin, pet me esi pyar ki nishani chhod jayenge.

SMS OF THE YEAR 2005. Boy asked a girl "why there is sound when u pass urine ?" Girl replied "v dont have a 8 inch silencer like u guys"...

sehwangs wife ask divorce in court. judge ask the reason. she replies- woh shot pe shot marta hai, par ball ko hath hi nahi lagata..!!

kya aapko kabhi kisi ki buri nazar lagi hai ? nahi na.. or lagegi bhi nahi kyonki aapki tango ke beech 2 nimbu or 1 mirchi jo latki hai ..

The perfect system t avoid condom accident use double condom with chilly powder in between. if outer breaks she will know.. if inner breaks u will know..

The difference between a secretary & a personal secretory..... sec. say-Good morning Sir.. and personal sec. says.. it is morning sir..

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